Hogcadfun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, duplicitous hedgehog.

Hogcadfun created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hogcadfun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hogcadfun, he will turn you into a tree.

Hogcadfun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hogcadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the west.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always wear fawn.