Flagtofbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying mink.

Flagtofbot created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagtofbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagtofbot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flagtofbot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flagtofbot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mice.