Mutcamgidyikpadkon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome bear.

Mutcamgidyikpadkon created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutcamgidyikpadkon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutcamgidyikpadkon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mutcamgidyikpadkon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutcamgidyikpadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Mutcamgidyikpadkon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mutcamgidyikpadkon on top of all buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.