Cubpomved is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate goat.

Cubpomved created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubpomved, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubpomved, he will be very unhappy.

Cubpomved's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cubpomved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.