Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome fox.

Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud's name in vain.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Bitlinlatflisbatfasfligbud loves frogs, so they must be respected.