Damfodmat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent narwhal.

Damfodmat created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damfodmat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damfodmat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Damfodmat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Damfodmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Damfodmat on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.