Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair dingo.

Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bigdavbarnvedgumdusszak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.