Habfigfid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent wasp.

Habfigfid created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habfigfid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habfigfid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Habfigfid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Habfigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in the presence of mites.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.