Tenhonwad Gilhit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Tenhonwad Gilhit created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tenhonwad Gilhit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenhonwad Gilhit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tenhonwad Gilhit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tenhonwad Gilhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Tenhonwad Gilhit on top of important buildings.