Cepnignib Quaflapdut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, irritating raven.

Cepnignib Quaflapdut created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnignib Quaflapdut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepnignib Quaflapdut, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cepnignib Quaflapdut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cepnignib Quaflapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must pray to Cepnignib Quaflapdut three times a day.