Wigmidpon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful centaur.

Wigmidpon created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigmidpon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigmidpon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wigmidpon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wigmidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wigmidpon on top of all buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.