Cunbedfum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ruthless badger.

Cunbedfum created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbedfum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cunbedfum, she will not invite you to parties.

Cunbedfum's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cunbedfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn rings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Never go into black rooms.