Vigafcid Bugfud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast crane.

Vigafcid Bugfud created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigafcid Bugfud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigafcid Bugfud, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vigafcid Bugfud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vigafcid Bugfud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Vigafcid Bugfud's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the south.