Zodmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent dragonfly.

Zodmot created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodmot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodmot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zodmot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always wear pink.

3. You must love Zodmot.

4. Zodmot loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.