Hatmadtag Cissbogbug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable wombat.

Hatmadtag Cissbogbug created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatmadtag Cissbogbug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hatmadtag Cissbogbug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hatmadtag Cissbogbug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hatmadtag Cissbogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Hatmadtag Cissbogbug's priests.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never laugh near mice.

5. Run away from turquoise doves, for they are unholy.