Tiklenvil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast giraffe.

Tiklenvil created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklenvil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiklenvil, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tiklenvil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tiklenvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tiklenvil five times a day.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never look in ponds.