Applig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody bird.

Applig created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Applig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Applig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Applig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Applig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Applig's name in vain.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Applig on top of all buildings.

5. Applig loves ants, so they must be honoured.