Vaghotab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited raven.

Vaghotab created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaghotab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vaghotab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vaghotab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vaghotab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face turquoise.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the east.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never skip in the presence of bats.