Sigbimfat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective ant.

Sigbimfat created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Sigbimfat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigbimfat, he will turn you into a duck.

Sigbimfat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sigbimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sigbimfat on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always help sick foxes.