Tabyamlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able troll.

Tabyamlarg created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabyamlarg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabyamlarg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tabyamlarg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tabyamlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

4. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured rats.