Butkabbab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage faun.

Butkabbab created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Butkabbab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butkabbab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Butkabbab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Butkabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.