Fubkabwanyam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful donkey.

Fubkabwanyam created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubkabwanyam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubkabwanyam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fubkabwanyam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fubkabwanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fubkabwanyam's name in vain.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.