Natcungad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying chicken.

Natcungad created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natcungad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natcungad, it will cry a lot.

Natcungad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Natcungad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.