Yoktarpqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent sheep.

Yoktarpqueeg created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Yoktarpqueeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoktarpqueeg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yoktarpqueeg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yoktarpqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never hurt doves.