Narltinsistap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful mink.

Narltinsistap created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Narltinsistap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narltinsistap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Narltinsistap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Narltinsistap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. You must love Narltinsistap.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narltinsistap.