Yikcappigyikhad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving bee.

Yikcappigyikhad created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcappigyikhad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikcappigyikhad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yikcappigyikhad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yikcappigyikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yikcappigyikhad on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikcappigyikhad.

5. You must pray to Yikcappigyikhad six times a day.