Kopzagrull is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered faun.

Kopzagrull created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopzagrull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopzagrull, he will destroy your home planet.

Kopzagrull's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kopzagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Kopzagrull loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never go into purple rooms.