Fobcimnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating goblin.

Fobcimnarl created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobcimnarl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobcimnarl, she will turn you into a goat.

Fobcimnarl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fobcimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Fobcimnarl.