Libappduss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured cow.

Libappduss created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Libappduss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libappduss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Libappduss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Libappduss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libappduss.

5. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.