Jonwonqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking fox.

Jonwonqueeg created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonwonqueeg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jonwonqueeg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Jonwonqueeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jonwonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonwonqueeg.

3. Worship no other gods but Jonwonqueeg.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.