Milbigbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy otter.

Milbigbet created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbigbet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milbigbet, he will not invite you to parties.

Milbigbet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Milbigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Milbigbet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help doves in need.