Lamnatbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic mongoose.

Lamnatbud created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamnatbud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lamnatbud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lamnatbud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lamnatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.