Xucbafcidnurtnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind bear.

Xucbafcidnurtnab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbafcidnurtnab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucbafcidnurtnab, she will not care at all.

Xucbafcidnurtnab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Xucbafcidnurtnab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xucbafcidnurtnab.