Wipgandam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident weasel.

Wipgandam created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgandam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipgandam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wipgandam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wipgandam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed turnips to shrews while wearing brown corsets.