Sabvoncet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful crab.

Sabvoncet created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabvoncet, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabvoncet, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sabvoncet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sabvoncet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never laugh near pigs.