Bentipbonbed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart warg.

Bentipbonbed created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bentipbonbed, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bentipbonbed, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bentipbonbed's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bentipbonbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Always obey Bentipbonbed's priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.