Wigjapyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish crocodile.

Wigjapyatt created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigjapyatt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigjapyatt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wigjapyatt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wigjapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigjapyatt.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.