Dambumwodnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic mink.

Dambumwodnull created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambumwodnull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dambumwodnull, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dambumwodnull's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dambumwodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.