Gunbonkgomjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless snake.

Gunbonkgomjab created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gunbonkgomjab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunbonkgomjab, she will ignore you.

Gunbonkgomjab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gunbonkgomjab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear ear rings.