Mintinpag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent centaur.

Mintinpag created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mintinpag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mintinpag, it will curse you with boils.

Mintinpag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mintinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near dolphins.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.