Jabladbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring giraffe.

Jabladbarn created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabladbarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jabladbarn, it will not care at all.

Jabladbarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jabladbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.