Zagzimdad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring hare.

Zagzimdad created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zagzimdad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagzimdad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zagzimdad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zagzimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Zagzimdad loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Zagzimdad.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zagzimdad.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.