Fossgepmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, cheerful zebra.

Fossgepmid created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgepmid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fossgepmid, he will cry a lot.

Fossgepmid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fossgepmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.