Goncudyen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring crocodile.

Goncudyen created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goncudyen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Goncudyen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Goncudyen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Goncudyen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about gravity.