Yedhugstaf is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured badger.
Yedhugstaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in Yedhugstaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Yedhugstaf, he will destroy your favourite star.
Yedhugstaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Yedhugstaf's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always treat voles with great respect.
3. Do not hurt birds.
4. Never think ill of sick rats.
5. You must never eat melons.