Yokdavran is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented bear.

Yokdavran created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdavran, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokdavran, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yokdavran's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yokdavran's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.