Legyesssom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful meerkat.

Legyesssom created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Legyesssom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legyesssom, it will turn you into a frog.

Legyesssom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Legyesssom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise geese for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat bread.