Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful raven.

Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always obey Dumtargfed Artcamflatnurt Arnmobquat's priests.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.