Dumsinbog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful donkey.

Dumsinbog created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsinbog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumsinbog, he will turn you into a duck.

Dumsinbog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dumsinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if three snails approach from the north.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.