Hivnigcut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain rhinoceros.

Hivnigcut created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivnigcut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivnigcut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hivnigcut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hivnigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never sing in the presence of mice.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Hivnigcut loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.